So if you're ever feeling down,
Grab your purse and take a taxi
To the darkest side of town
That's where we'll be,
And we will wait for you,
And lead you through the dancefloor,
Up to the DJ booth,
You know what to ask for, you know what to ask for.

Go ask for Joy Division,
And celebrate the irony,
Everything is going wrong
But we're so happy
Go ask for Joy Division,
And raise our glass to the ceiling,
Cause this could all go so wrong,
But we're so happy, so happy...

So let the love tear us apart.