U.S.S. BOTANY BAY

- « My father says there's only one perfect view and that's the view of the sky over our heads.
- I expect your father has been reading Dante. »

- A ticket please!
- Where to sir?
- Well, how does the saying go? All roads lead to Rome.
(But how does the other saying go? When in Rome, Kill Me. Hmmm.)
- Will that be a return ticket?
- No, better make this one a single....